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Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] redwhiteandhero) wrote in [community profile] dyspros2013-06-12 11:21 pm

★First - Video | Action

(A) - Video

[The feed opens on an extreme closeup of America's face, which is obviously what everyone wanted to see. You're welcome. After a moment the shot pulls out to a more comfortable distance. America seems to be mostly talking to himself at first.]

I feel like I'm steampunk James Bond or somethin'. Magic video ring. It's not even steampunk though is it, it's like, magicpunk. Knightpunk.

[And now he is definitely addressing the 'audience'. You can tell because his voice suddenly gets 300% louder.]

Hey, Lords n' Ladies! I didn't really think this thing was gonna work. You can all see me right?

Anywho, I'm America, I've joined up with the lancers' guild, and if you need a knight in shinin' armor to rescue your princesses or whatever you got, I'm your guy. You can hit me up on the magic ring thingy, I'll be there.

(B) - Action; Scarlett Dragons

[So, lances had never really been a core part of America's arsenal; not when there'd been guns with knives on 'em since he'd been big enough to hold one. This fact would become readily apparent to anyone with even a modicum of skill watching America practice out in the training field. Someone should probably help him out before he kills something.]

(C) - Action; around town

[America is wandering around like a mildly confused tourist at Disney World, grinning at all the fidgety details that made the little fake town so realistic. It was seriously like being in a video game, or France maybe.

Every now and then he'll take his cell phone out of his pocket to see if maybe now it'll turn on so he can livetweet some pictures of this place.]
vytis: (I don't know what hurt you)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-13 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure people would notice even if smaller countries disappeared, though... [Lithuania's so used to America's behavior he hardly notices.] And Spain isn't exactly small.
vytis: (I don't know what hurt you)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
At least our bosses should have noticed. And our neighbors, too. But you said you'd seen me, right?
vytis: (I walked a long way home)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-13 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Th-that's--that couldn't happen, could it? [Lithuania would be much more inclined to believe this was unreasonable had he not spent a month in a world with magic and monsters.]
vytis: (crazy--well what are you then)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
N-no, there must be a more reasonable explanation! [For this completely unreasonable situation!]
vytis: (don't leave me he's burning me)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't Tony have stopped them? [No America don't drag Lithuania along with you on this runaway train of thought.]
vytis: (oh tell me why)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Th-there's no proof it's aliens, at least...
vytis: (I don't know what hurt you)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no proof it isn't most things.
vytis: (life's messy so I clarify it)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
--I'm sure you'll be able to get everyone out of here, though. [Placating America via feeding his ego.]
vytis: (life's messy so I clarify it)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[waifu life]

We shouldn't worry right away, then, right? We can relax a little bit.
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost wonder if it was some sort of accident. Everyone in the city here seemed nearly as surprised as we were when we showed up. I still think they're suspicious of us, actually.
vytis: (oh tell me why)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Fight each other? [This sounds suspiciously like one of America's comic books. Then again, this situation is ridiculous.] I'd hope none of us would do that, at least, and you can't blame the people for being suspicious. It does seem like something's going on here--a war, or tensions in that direction, or something...?
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't hurt to try to help a little while we're here, if we can, I suppose. [As long as they actually want help...]

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