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redwhiteandhero: (Damn straight!)
[personal profile] redwhiteandhero
[Said audio transmission occurs in the early evening, before the sun has really started to go down. A handwritten notice has also been posted on the mission board of the lancer's guild.]

Yo, I whipped up some fireworks for tonight, they're pretty sweet. I'm gonna set 'em off from the tower at the Scarlett Dragons. Y'all should come watch.
redwhiteandhero: (Chatty)
[personal profile] redwhiteandhero
(A) - Video

[The feed opens on an extreme closeup of America's face, which is obviously what everyone wanted to see. You're welcome. After a moment the shot pulls out to a more comfortable distance. America seems to be mostly talking to himself at first.]

I feel like I'm steampunk James Bond or somethin'. Magic video ring. It's not even steampunk though is it, it's like, magicpunk. Knightpunk.

[And now he is definitely addressing the 'audience'. You can tell because his voice suddenly gets 300% louder.]

Hey, Lords n' Ladies! I didn't really think this thing was gonna work. You can all see me right?

Anywho, I'm America, I've joined up with the lancers' guild, and if you need a knight in shinin' armor to rescue your princesses or whatever you got, I'm your guy. You can hit me up on the magic ring thingy, I'll be there.

(B) - Action; Scarlett Dragons

[So, lances had never really been a core part of America's arsenal; not when there'd been guns with knives on 'em since he'd been big enough to hold one. This fact would become readily apparent to anyone with even a modicum of skill watching America practice out in the training field. Someone should probably help him out before he kills something.]

(C) - Action; around town

[America is wandering around like a mildly confused tourist at Disney World, grinning at all the fidgety details that made the little fake town so realistic. It was seriously like being in a video game, or France maybe.

Every now and then he'll take his cell phone out of his pocket to see if maybe now it'll turn on so he can livetweet some pictures of this place.]
notyetlost: (and then he was like and then I was like)
[personal profile] notyetlost
[A. Audio - Lithuania ]
 

Hey Liet!
 
Come meet me outside your guildy thingy! I have something I totally need to show you!

[Poland's smugness is almost tangible through the communicator.]

 
 
 
[B. Audio - Mass]
 
 
Okay like. I need to speak to someone in charge of ability giver-outing like. ASAP!

[Because someone didn't actually read the limitations of Écarlach's Mount  the ghost pony when they picked it for their new ability.]
 
beat: (pic#6081574)
[personal profile] beat
fucking awesome
the lack of html function in this communicator burrows deep into my existential core
i mean if i cant be red dave then what kind of dave does that make me???
im pretty sure black was never in yo
but whatever i actually wanted to take the time here instead to express my internally raging sentiment over being completely ripped off by the fat man with the stache
(and guess what im not talking about taft)
apparently you cant get gold bling enchanted because it doesnt have a gem
like dude i payed 200 copper coins for faux shitty neck jewelry there is legitimately no logic whatsoever in it not qualifying for enchantment
see ive only been here for a couple of days and im already this close to standing up in protest against these dumbass rules
not even kidding itll be an anarchy
anyway i also wanted to publicly introduce myself to all my new guildmates in the biggest hyperbolic scenario possible through a purely theoretical statement
so hey
what up my lancers
i stole all your panties


[ ooc | the font is just bolded courier for my sake! It actually looks like regular text on the network. ]
conquistador: (pic#6070311)
[personal profile] conquistador
( Spain never asked for his sword to be enchanted to do this magical phantasm thing but it's his sword so he can't really toss it out. Whatever, he'll have a priest exorcise it later. For now, there are more important things to take care of!

In the middle of the Ironwall District, Spain will be creating quite a scene. He's stopping random people and trying to get them to listen to him. Whatever he has to say, it looks like it's very urgent given the way he's acting.
)

Hey! ¡Ay! Listen! Are you listening? YOU THERE! Stop what you're doing! This is an important announcement from the Red Dragons!

( Scarlett Dragons, Spain. He'll get it right eventually. )

There's a thief on the loose! A terrible one! And you know who you are.

( Dramatic pause. )

WHY ARE YOU STEALING UNDERCLOTHES?! Stealing isn't very nice, you know! Those underclothes belong to someone else and not you! Why do you even want them? Someone else has already worn them! Turn yourself in or stop right now or else you'll be in trouble!
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